Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Mission Empty Kitchen

I love to eat out. EVERYDAY. And I eat out every day because every day I look in my fridge and cupboards and am frankly uninspired. There is nothing to eat I cry! But that isn't true. I've got dried pasta and rice, cereal, cans of soap and vegetables, refried beans and mini marshmellows. There are cherry tomatoes and an artichoke, cheese and tortillas and lots of frozen delights such as individual pieces of slightly freezer burned chicken and ready-to-bake pumpkin pie from 2008. So, to my delicate palate I say "shove off!" I will embark on a mission to eat till I have exhausted the storage units of my apartment kitchen cold or otherwise. I will eat the pork n beans! I will eat the Ramen! I will not waste the food I have been provisioned with. And when it is all said and done I will go grocery shopping for things I actually like to eat!

6 comments:

  1. I do this all the time.

    ME: There's no food!

    DAN: Sure there is, you just have to make it.

    ME: Make... food? What is this strange language you speak. I need something I can heat up!

    Good luck with the project! :)

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  2. cans of SOAP eh? :P Sounds tasty.

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  3. Miriam- It is good to know I'm not alone!

    Erica- I don't judge the contents of your cupboards thank you very much! lol.

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  4. taste pretty bubbly and clean after eating those?? :P

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  5. Yeah, and eating out seems to be an unspoken requirement for working at ISSPT. We should be allowed to write it off...

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